Men, if you have ever asked yourself any of these questions it’s probably because you got caught cheating on your woman. Well fear not, all may not be lost. TrendBahn.com went directly to the source, your women and asked them if your indecent indiscretion is indeed a death sentence. We conducted a survey in which we polled women on a series of questions related to their man’s infidelity. Although most of the survey results are what us men might expect. The data did invoke some “Oh really!?”, reactions by the men in our office.
Now let’s be clear gentlemen, we are not advocating that you cheat on your Woman. Your vow of faithfulness is sacred thus you should be steadfast in that promise. So your penchant for dipping your straw into multiple drinks is your own challenge to conquer. However, if you do insist on having a side chick, we will share this valuable feedback so that you can make a better bone-head decision.
Of the women we surveyed, 78% said they would end the relationship upon learning that their mate cheated. However, an equal amount of women, 78% said they could forgive and take their cheating mate back. However, wait a moment man, before you breath that sigh of relief as much as 67% of the women surveyed believe it would take more than one year for you to regain her trust. So although there may be an opportunity for you to get out of the doghouse, it will not happen overnight. You have a lot of work to do.
When it comes to how you regain her trust, your Woman is not interested in Tick for Tack. So your what is good for the goose, is good for the gander proposition won’t help. So don’t bother offering her a Weekend Pass. Nor will she be tantalized by your presentation of expensive gifts. In fact, the most effective way to get off the couch and back into the bedroom comes by way of a sincere, teary eye, heartfelt, promise to never do it again— type of apology. So says 89% of the women surveyed.
From our data we also learned that of the women surveyed, 55% said that if they ever met your side chick they would prefer to perceive her as less attractive than themselves. So you cheaters that are looking to upgrade from what you have at home, don’t do it! It will only decrease your chances of getting your Woman back. In addition, you and your not so pretty home-wrecker better not have a relationship because 100% of the women surveyed would prefer you have a One Night Stand over a Long Term Relationship.
For many men just knowing they’re in a relationship is all that’s required to keep them on the straight and narrow. For them running astray on their Woman is not an option. They will tell you they understand the importance of monogamy. They recognize that trust and loyalty are pillars of any relationship. Then there are the other men. The ones that at some point have been referred to as a dirty, rotten, lowdown two-timing, cheating, adulterous philander. In some cases, these men feel it is not only for pleasure but their duty to be with multiple women regardless of their relationship status.
These men would ask are they the culprit or just a co-conspirator? Are woman enablers, there by complicit in a man’s behavior? AshleyMadison.com, the online dating website openly promotes to people who are in relationships, but still want to date. In fact, their slogan is, Life is Short. Have an Affair. It has been reported their membership totals more than 39 million subscribers from 53 different countries. So when men make the argument that they could not cheat if women did not reciprocate, do they have a point? It was Chris Rock that said “Men are only as faithful as their options.” Although there may be some morsels of truth to Rock’s statement we would not recommend you use that antidotal fact to support your apology for cheating. Furthermore, despite your believeth that your temptation was driven by the earthly existence of more women than men, anthropologist would disagree with your opinion on gender imbalance.
Gentlemen your choices are simple. Cheat on your Woman and destroy your relationship with the person that probably loves and cares for you more than anyone else in this world. Or not cheat on her and spend each day reminding her how much you appreciate the love and care she brings into your life.
Unfortunately, we have a good feeling we know which option some of you men will choose… you dirty, rotten, lowdown two-timing, cheating, adulterous philander.
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